| SantaBanta Universal Humour for July 22, 2014 Posted: 21 Jul 2014 11:30 AM PDT Three women, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a fire. Then the redhead gets up and goes hunting.
She comes back with 2 rabbits.
The other two say, "Wow, where did you get that?"
She says, "I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw rabbits. Rabbits ran. I shot. Rabbits stopped."
Then the brunette leaves and comes back with a deer.
The other two say, "Wow, Where did you get that?"
She says, "I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw deer. Deer ran. I shot. Deer stopped."
The blonde leaves and comes crawling back, all bloodied and black and blue.
They others say, "Wow, where did you get that?"
She says, "I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw train. Train ran. I shot. Train didn't stop!! | | एक बै एक जाट भाई अपनी एक नई रिश्तेदारी में चल्या गया, साथ में उसका नाई भी था।
नई रिश्तेदारी थी, खातिरदारी में फटाफट गरमा-गरम हलवा हाजिर किया गया।
दोनूं सफर में थक रहे थे, भूख भी करड़ी लाग रही थी। हलवा आते ही दोनूंआं नै चम्मच भरी और मुंह में गरमा-गरम हलवा धर लिया।
ईब इतना गरम हलवा ना निगल्या जा और ना बाहर थूक्या जा। बुरा हाल हो-ग्या, आंख्यां में आंसू आ-गे।
नाई ने हिम्मत करी और बोल्या, "चौधरी, के होया?"
जाट बोल्या, "भाई, जब घर तैं चाल्या था, तै थारी चौधरण बीमार सी थी, बस उस की याद आ गी।"
नाई की आंख्यां में भी पाणी देख कै जाट बोल्या, "र, तेरै के होया?"
नाई बोल्या, "चौधरी, मन्नै तै लाग्गै सै चौधरण मर ली।" | | | | | | Greatness is not found in possessions, power, position, or prestige. It is discovered in goodness, humility, service, and character. | | | | | | | People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. | | | | | | | Fashion is what one wears oneself. What is unfashionable is what other people wear. | | | | | Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes.
Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers?
Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam! |  | | | Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain about a computer problem.
Alia: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk: Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.
Alia : Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me! | | | | D - Delighted after 1 peg
R - Romantic after 2 pegs
I - Interesting after 3 pegs
N - Naughty after 4 pegs
K - King after 5 pegs
S - Satyanash after 6 pegs | | | | आज कल की दुनिया में शरीफ, सच्चे और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना बहुत ही मुश्किल है।
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मैं खुद हैरान हूँ कि तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया? | | | | आँसू तेरे निकले तो आँखें मेरी हों;
दिल तेरा धड़के तो धड़कन मेरी हो;
दोस्ती हमारी इतनी गहरी हो;
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सड़क पर तू पिटे और गलती मेरी हो। | | | | डॉक्टर: आपकी बीमारी की असल वजह मेरी समझ में नहीं आ रही, हो सकता है दारु पीने की वजह से ऐसा हो रहा हो।
संता: कोई बात नहीं डॉक्टर साहब, जब आपकी उतर जाएगी तब मैं दोबारा आ जाऊंगा चेक-अप के लिए। | | | | Greatness is not found in possessions, power, position, or prestige. It is discovered in goodness, humility, service, and character. | | | | People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. | | | | Fashion is what one wears oneself. What is unfashionable is what other people wear. | | | |
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