| SantaBanta Universal Humour for August 8, 2014 Posted: 07 Aug 2014 11:30 AM PDT | |  | | | | A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"
The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs." Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines! True story...
Have a great day and remember...... Things aren't always what they appear to be. | | नयी शादी के बाद 3 देशों की पत्नियां आपस में मिलती हैं।
अमेरिकन पत्नी:
पहले ही दिन मैंने पति से कहा कि झाडू, पोंछा, खाना पकाना, कपडे-बर्तन धोना, यह सब मैं नहीं करुँगी। दो दिन तक पति नज़र नहीं आया। तीसरे दिन वो काम करने के लिए नौकर ले आया।
चीनी पत्नी:
मैंने भी ऐसा ही कहा और मेरा पति भी दो दिन नज़र नहीं आया और तीसरे दिन यह सब काम करने के लिए मशीन ले आया।
हिंदुस्तानी पत्नी:
मैंने भी ऐसा ही कहा। दो दिन मेरा पति भी दिखाई नहीं दिया। तीसरे दिन बांयी आँख से थोड़ा-थोड़ा दिखाई देना शुरू हुआ। | | | | | | FRIENDSHIP is a network that needs:
No recharge!
No charging!
No roaming!
No validity!
No activation!
No signal problems!
Just don't ever switch off your HEART! | | | | | | | You were always my best friend - looking out for me making sure the path I traveled on was smooth.
Even if I searched the world over, there cannot be a better brother than you.
Happy Raksha Bandhan! | | | | | | | If men had no faith in one another, all of us would have to live within our incomes! | | | | | FRIENDSHIP is a network that needs:
No recharge!
No charging!
No roaming!
No validity!
No activation!
No signal problems!
Just don't ever switch off your HEART! | | | | You were always my best friend - looking out for me making sure the path I traveled on was smooth.
Even if I searched the world over, there cannot be a better brother than you.
Happy Raksha Bandhan! | | | | A fat man made a mad rush through the gate for the rear platform of a departing train. As he came back perspiring and frowning, the gate-man said: just missed it, eh?
"Oh no!" The exhausted one replied. "I was only chasing her out of the station!" | | | | हर लड़की तेरे लिए बेकरार है;
हर लड़की को तेरा इंतज़ार है;
ये तेरा कोई कमाल नहीं;
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बस दो दिन बाद राखी का त्यौहार है। | | | | संता डॉक्टर के पास गया।
डॉक्टर: आ गए, बड़ी उम्र है तुम्हारी - मैं अभी तुम्हे याद कर रहा था।
संता: अच्छा, बहुत उम्र है तो मैं जाता हूं इलाज से क्या फायदा। | | | | प्रेमिका अपने प्रेमी पप्पू से: मुझे रुपयों की आवश्यकता है। कल शाम तक हजार रुपयों की व्यवस्था न कर सकी तो बेइज्जती से बचने के लिए मुझे जहर पीना पड़ेगा। तुम मेरी मदद कर सकते हो?
पप्पू: हनी, माफ करना, मेरे पास तो जरा - सा भी जहर नहीं है। | | | | Ants hate Cucumbers.
Keep the skin of Cucumbers near the place where they are or at Ant Hole. | | | | A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them. | | | | It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious. | | | | The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing. | | | |
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