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SantaBanta Universal Humour for August 28, 2014 Posted: 27 Aug 2014 11:30 AM PDT Scanning for Virus!!! She was told to scan her Laptop for viruses! More Visuals .. Jesus is Watching! A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business. "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" "So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!" To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!" More Jokes .. आँख मिचोली! स्वर्ग के दरवाजे पर दस्तक हुई तो धर्मराज ने जाकर दरवाजा खोला। उन्होंने बाहर झाँका तो एक मानव को सामने खड़ा पाया। धर्मराज ने कुछ बोलने के लिए मुंह खोला ही था कि वो एकाएक गायब हो गया। धर्मराज ने कंधे उचकाए और फाटक बंद कर लिया। तत्काल फिर दस्तक हुई। उन्होंने फिर दरवाजा खोला, उसी मानव को फिर सामने मौजूद पाया, लेकिन वो फिर गायब हो गया। ऐसा तीन चार बार हुआ तो धर्मराज धीरज खो बैठे। वो बोले, "क्या बात है भाई, तू मेरे से पंगा ले रहा है?" मानव बोला: अरे नहीं बॉस, दरअसल मैं..... . . . . . . . वेंटीलेटर पर हूँ! More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS May Lord Ganesha bless you with all worldly posessions and keep you and your family protected from obstacles at all times! Happy Ganesh Chaturthi! चत्वार्यस्य च रुपाणि चतुर्षु च युगेषु च । कृते दशभुजो नाम्ना विनायक इति शृत: ।। त्रेतायुगे शुक्लवर्णो षड्भुजोसौ मयूरराट् । सिन्धुं हत्वापालयत्सः अवतीर्य स्वालये प्रिये।। ~ 132nd chapter of Kridakhanda of Ganesha Purana The four incarnations of Ganesha, each of which appeared in the four different Yugas, as per the above text are: Mahotkata Vinayaka Mayuresvara Gajanana Dhumraketu May all these four Avatras bless you and your family at all times! Happy Ganesha Chaturthi! Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia? Pappu: You never do that. You simply copy paste! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS May Lord Ganesha bless you with all worldly posessions and keep you and your family protected from obstacles at all times! Happy Ganesh Chaturthi! चत्वार्यस्य च रुपाणि चतुर्षु च युगेषु च । कृते दशभुजो नाम्ना विनायक इति शृत: ।। त्रेतायुगे शुक्लवर्णो षड्भुजोसौ मयूरराट् । सिन्धुं हत्वापालयत्सः अवतीर्य स्वालये प्रिये।। ~ 132nd chapter of Kridakhanda of Ganesha Purana The four incarnations of Ganesha, each of which appeared in the four different Yugas, as per the above text are: Mahotkata Vinayaka Mayuresvara Gajanana Dhumraketu May all these four Avatras bless you and your family at all times! Happy Ganesha Chaturthi! Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia? Pappu: You never do that. You simply copy paste! Hindi SMS गणेश चतुर्थी के पावन पर्व पर; विघ्नहर्ता को आओ सब करें नमन; हर कोई हो स्नेह से बंधा; मन की भक्ति कर दे अर्पण। गणेश चतुर्थी की शुभ कामनायें! आते बड़े धूम से गणपति जी; जाते बड़े धूम से गणपति जी; आखिर सबसे पहले आकर; हमारे दिलों में बस जाते गणपति जी। गणेश चतुर्थी की शुभ कामनायें! एक ज़बरदस्त दिल दहलाने वाला मैसेज . . . . . . . . . . कल करूँगा। Quotes A kiss is a lusty dollop of dessert to be served with desire and savored with passion. Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could have become beer. It is your mind that creates the world.

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