SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for August 23, 2014 Posted: 22 Aug 2014 11:30 AM PDT Bucket Challenge Bucket challenge is not something which has come from West but in reality like many other trends even this one has its roots embedded in Indian culture... More Visuals .. Chef on Board... An Airline starts a new concept... Chef on Board. This demanding passenger walks into a plane and tells the hostess, "Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. "Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove. "And while you're at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove." The hostess took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man: "The chef said you can kiss his ass, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove. What a Tragedy!!!! Ajj Jo Ek Aurat Ke Saath Hua Woh Kisi Dushman Ke Saath bhi Na Ho.... Subhay Uthi..... Breakfast Banaya, Lunch Banaya..... Bachchon Ko Khilaya..... Pati Ko Khilaya..... Unhe Tayaar Kar Ke, Unka Tiffin Pack Kar Ke Unhe Bheja..... Joothay Bartan Ikhata Karke Rakh Diye..... Kapde Washing Machine Mein Daal Diye..... Phir Shower Lene Chali Gayi..... Bahar Nikalkar Nail Paint Lagai..... Hair Dry Kiye..... Red Suit Pehna,..... Kajal Lagaya..... Lipstick Lagai..... Hair Style Kiya..... Bus Duppata Lene Hi Waali Tthi..... Ki Uska Mobile Baja.... ......Pucho Mat Ki Kya Hua..... Use Laga jaise Kisi Ne Garam Lohe Ka Hathoda Us Ke Kaan Par Maar Diya Ho..... Kya... Kya.... Kya Bol rahi Hai Tu??? ...... ........ ........... Memsaab Mereko Bukhar Hai.... AAj Kaam Par Nahi Aaaugi.... More Jokes .. के बी सी के नाम पे धोखा! Patiala के एक लड़के ने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को फोन किया तो उसके पापा ने उठा लिया, लड़का मन मे बोला हे भगवान ये कहाँ से आ गया! पिता: हैलो, कौन बोल रहा है? लड़का: मैं अमिताभ बच्चन बोल रहा हूँ, कौन बनेगा करोड़पति से और आपकी बेटी की फ्रेंड हॉट सीट पर बेठी है और आपकी बेटी की मदद चाहती है, उसको फोन दीजिये Sir. पिता: ओह, रोमांचित हो कर बेटी को फोन दे दिया! लड़का: सवाल यह है 'आज शाम को तुम कहाँ मिलोगी? Option A: Model Town Option B: Omaxe Mall Option C: Baradari Option D: Rose Garden लडकी: Option C लड़का: धन्यवाद, और अब आप का समय समाप्त होता है. पिता अभी तक खुशी के मारे फुले नहीं समा रहे थे। More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS Yeh Ganesha ji ki Murti hai. Don't worry, Forward nahi karna hai. Bass Pooja kar ke... . . . . . . MOBILE Visarjan kar Dena, Ganesha Chaturthi Shubh Ho Jayegi! The only crush left in life, after getting married is... . . . . . . . . . 'Candy Crush'! If you have black eyes then your name is Ruru! But why? . . . . . . Because Yeh Kali Kali Aankhen... Tu Ruru... T Ruru! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Pappu was perplexed by a question in the examination. Q: What are 'gills'? Pappu tried hard to remember but in vain. Then he asked Bunty sitting behind him. Bunty: They have some connection with fish. Pappu's eyes lit up and he wrote... GILLS are found in Punjab and generally in Ludhiana. They're very found of alcohol which they enjoy everyday with 'Fried Fish'! Who said land-line phones are out of fashion? Simply buy an iPhone. All day long, it has to be plugged to a charger. By God, it really gives you the feeling of being a 'land-line' phone! Yeh Ganesha ji ki Murti hai. Don't worry, Forward nahi karna hai. Bass Pooja kar ke... . . . . . . MOBILE Visarjan kar Dena, Ganesha Chaturthi Shubh Ho Jayegi!

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