SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for August 15, 2014 Posted: 14 Aug 2014 11:30 AM PDT Cheers Everybody! In our life, problems may go from "Haywards 2000" to "Haywards 5000", but we must take them as a "Royal Challenge" otherwise people will call us "Old Monk" and put a "Black Label" on our name. So, we must learn from "Teachers" to fight like "Jack Daniel", live like a "Bagpiper", walk like "Johny Walker", work till "8 PM" & think like "Director Special". Then life will be "Imperial" and we will become "Aristocrat" and there will be value for our "Signature". CHEERS!!! The Yummy Dish! A man who is a manager in 5 star hotel calls his wife. Husband: Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai? Wife: Steamed fine long grain white rice, hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas, accompanied by a golden lentil soup that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels and served with dollops of fragrant clarified butter. Husband: WOW... SOUNDS YUMMY!!1! Naam kya hai dish ka??? Wife: Daal-Chawal. Husband: Daal-Chawal?? Toh itna ghumaya kyun? Wife: Maine bhi vaise hi kaha jaise tum 5 star wale public ko kehte ho. More Jokes ..

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