SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for July 29, 2014 Posted: 28 Jul 2014 11:30 AM PDT Men Are Special A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates... for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams, for just a smile on his parents face. He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the lady he loves just to see her smiling. He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain. He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime. He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss. His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness. If he goes out, then he's careless; If he stays at home, then he's a lazy. If he scolds children, then he's a monster; If he doesn't scold, then he's a irresponsible guy. If he stops wife from working, then he's an insecure guy; If he doesn't stops wife from workin, then he's somebody who lives on wife's earnings. If he listens to mom, then he's mama's boy; If he listens to wife, he's wife's slave. Respect every male in your life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for you. Army Training Ke Dauran... Officer ne Santa se pucha: Ye Haath me kya hai? Santa: Sir, Banduk hai...! Officer: Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!! Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi, Banta se pucha: Ye Hath me kya hai? Banta: Sir, ye Santa ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari bhi Maa jaisi hai, Maa jaisi... More Jokes .. Picture SMS आग़ाज़ ईद है, अंजाम ईद है; सच्चाई पे चलो तो हर ग़म ईद है; जिसने भी रखे रोज़े; उन सब के लिए अल्लाह की तरफ से इनाम ईद है। ईद मुबारक़! चुपके से चाँद की रौशनी छू जाये आपको; धीरे से ये हवा कुछ कह जाये आपको; दिल से जो चाहते हो मांग लो खुदा से; हम दुआ करते हैं वो मिल जाये आपको। ईद मुबारक़! दिन आते हैं, दिन जाते हैं; कुछ लम्हें आप के बिन गुज़र नहीं पाते हैं; इन्हीं लम्हों को समेट कर देखूं तो; आप जैसे दोस्त बहुत याद आते हैं। फ्रेंडशिप डे मुबारक! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Eat Pray Love Share Happy Eid ul Fitr! Pakistan - Eid Mubarak Nigeria - Barka Da Sallah Arabic Countries- Eid Sa'īd Indonesia - Selamat Idul Fitri Turkey - Bayramιnιz Mübarek Olsun Bosnia - Bajram Šerif Mubarek Olsun Malaysia - Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri Afghanistan - Akhtar de nekmregha sha A very blessed Eid to all my friends, family and acquaintances on FaceBook and Whatsapp!! Wishing each other on Eid, strengthens the bond of love and brotherhood and hugging reflects forgiveness. A very blessed Eid ul Fitr to all of you! Hindi SMS आग़ाज़ ईद है, अंजाम ईद है; सच्चाई पे चलो तो हर ग़म ईद है; जिसने भी रखे रोज़े; उन सब के लिए अल्लाह की तरफ से इनाम ईद है। ईद मुबारक़! चुपके से चाँद की रौशनी छू जाये आपको; धीरे से ये हवा कुछ कह जाये आपको; दिल से जो चाहते हो मांग लो खुदा से; हम दुआ करते हैं वो मिल जाये आपको। ईद मुबारक़! दिन आते हैं, दिन जाते हैं; कुछ लम्हें आप के बिन गुज़र नहीं पाते हैं; इन्हीं लम्हों को समेट कर देखूं तो; आप जैसे दोस्त बहुत याद आते हैं। फ्रेंडशिप डे मुबारक! Quotes No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. Reading without reflecting is like eating without digesting. There comes a point in a relationship when you realize that you trust someone enough to let them keep their secrets.

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