SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for August 1, 2014 Posted: 31 Jul 2014 11:30 AM PDT New Secretary Two High Court lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, and really hot but it was obvious that she knew nothing about city life. One attorney said to the other, "Our secretary is so young, pretty and naive that she might be taken advantage of by some of those fast-talking city guys. Why don't we teach her what's right and what's wrong?" "Great idea," said the partner. You teach her what's right." More Jokes .. Picture SMS आस्तिन के 'साँपों' को... . . . . . . . नाग पंचमी की बहुत-बहुत बधाई। ज़िन्दगी के तूफानों का साहिल है तेरी दोस्ती; दिल के अरमानों की मंज़िल है तेरी दोस्ती; ज़िन्दगी भी बन जाएगी अपनी तो जन्नत; अगर मौत आने तक साथ दे तेरी दोस्ती। फ्रेंडशिप डे मुबारक! भगवान का आशीर्वाद होती है बहन; घर भी महक उठता है जब मुस्कुराती है बहन; होता है दर्द जब छोड़ कर चली जाती है बहन; घर लगता है सूना कितना रुला देती है बहन; पर फिर भी हमारे दिल में सदा बस्ती है बहन। सिस्टर्स डे की शुभ कामनायें! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Old Saying: Aa Bhail Mujhe Maar! New Saying: Aaj Naag Punch Me! Happy Nag Panchami! Banta: My wife was extra concerned about my health today. She offered me milk instead of the usual morning tea. Santa: She had to be worried. Today is Nag Panchami. Happy Nag Panchami! May Garuda - the Dwarapalaka of many Lord Vishnu temples and the mount or 'Vahanam' of Lord Vishnu makes your travel through this world smoother and free of obstacles! Happy Garuda Panchami! Hindi SMS आस्तिन के 'साँपों' को... . . . . . . . नाग पंचमी की बहुत-बहुत बधाई। एक दोस्त ने ऋीतिक से पूछा, "सुज़ैन कितने रुपये माँग रही है तुझसे?" ऋीतिक: 400 करोड़। दोस्त: और गा गाना "खाली हाथ आये थे हम खाली हाथ जायेंगे"। आख़िरकार हमें जवाब मिल गया, कि एक चुटकी सिंदूर की क़ीमत तुम क्या जानो रमेश बाबू? 400 करोड़ रू जो ऋतिक दे रहा है सुज़ैन को। Quotes If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship. I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move.

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