SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for November 11, 2016 Posted: 10 Nov 2016 10:30 AM PST Warning Sign! More Visuals .. The Perfect Couple! Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor? Scroll down for the answer... The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke. Men keep'a scrollin'... So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never frickin listen, either. More Jokes .. मोदी चालीसा! जय नरेन्द्र ग्यान गुन सागर | जय मोदी तिहुँ लोक उजागर || राष्ट्रदूत अतुलित बलधामा | दामोदर पुत्र नरेन्दर नामा || तुम उपकार राष्ट्र पर कीन्हा | कच्छ संवारि स्वर्ग सम कीन्हा || माया, मुलायम थर थर काँपैं | काँग्रेस को चिंता व्यापै || नासहि सपा मिटैं बसपाई | खिलै कमल फूलैं भजपाई || साधु संत के तुम रखबारे | असुर निकंदन राष्ट्रदुलारे || संत रसायन तुम्हरे पासा | सदा रहहु भारत के दासा || भारत विश्वगुरु बन जावै | जब मोदी दिल्ली मैं आवै || चीन पाक दोउ निकट न आवै | जब मोदी को नाम सुनावै || नासहिं दुष्ट और अपराधा | भ्रष्टाचार मिटावहिं बाधा || करहि विकास स्वर्ग सम सुंदर | बनहि राम को सुंदर मंदिर || असुर निवारि सुरन्ह कौ थापैं | राहुल सोनिया कबहुँ न व्यापै || मोदी मंत्र एक सम जाना | करहि विकास राष्ट्र सनमाना || भारत राष्ट्र पराक्रमशाली | होहि सिद्ध यह शंशय नाही || || जय मोदी || More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS Boy: Mom Dopehar Aur Raat Ka Tiffin Pack Kar Ke De Do. Mom: Kaha Ja Raha Hai? Boy: Bank Ja Raha Hun Note Badalne! Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress! Before it was tough to spread rumours so they introduced Whatsapp. Now spreading rumours is now just two seconds of work! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Boy: Mom Dopehar Aur Raat Ka Tiffin Pack Kar Ke De Do. Mom: Kaha Ja Raha Hai? Boy: Bank Ja Raha Hun Note Badalne! Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress! Before it was tough to spread rumours so they introduced Whatsapp. Now spreading rumours is now just two seconds of work! Hindi SMS नरेंद्र मोदी का स्वच्छ भारत अभियान देखते-देखते रास्ते से घर की तिजोरी तक आ गया। फेसबुक है या किसी की बारात, जहाँ देखो वहाँ 500 और 1000 के नोट ही नज़र आ रहे हैं। ये तो अच्छा हुआ मोदी जी ने केवल नोट बंद कराये। नेट बंद करा देते तो न जाने कितने लोग तो जीते जी मर जाते। Quotes In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. Smile, because it makes you attractive, it changes your mood, it relieves stress and it helps you stay positive.

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