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SantaBanta Universal Humour for November 15, 2016 Posted: 14 Nov 2016 10:30 AM PST In wake of Cash Crunch Cash crunch forces vegetable vendors to accept credit and debit cards More Visuals .. Best Children's Day Yesterday morning, a woman said to her husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office. At 10:00 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 PM, a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Children's Day in my life!" More Jokes .. Picture SMS A New Doubt Of Commerce Student: Should We Show *Cash In Hand* On The Assets Or Liability Side? Cash deposits of up to 2.5 lakhs made by dear housewives, won't invite IT attention... . . . . . . . . . it's a great opportunity to declare undeclared wives! Friends meeting after years. 1st Friend: How are you? How are the children? Where are they? 2nd Friend: Eldest son in SBI, his wife in ICICI. The second son in HDFC, his wife in Canara Bank. Youngest daughter, not married, in Axis Bank. 1st Friend: So all well settled in Bank jobs? 2nd Friend: No, they are all standing in the queues there! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS A New Doubt Of Commerce Student: Should We Show *Cash In Hand* On The Assets Or Liability Side? Cash deposits of up to 2.5 lakhs made by dear housewives, won't invite IT attention... . . . . . . . . . it's a great opportunity to declare undeclared wives! Friends meeting after years. 1st Friend: How are you? How are the children? Where are they? 2nd Friend: Eldest son in SBI, his wife in ICICI. The second son in HDFC, his wife in Canara Bank. Youngest daughter, not married, in Axis Bank. 1st Friend: So all well settled in Bank jobs? 2nd Friend: No, they are all standing in the queues there! Hindi SMS महिला: पहले मेरे पति भाग-भाग कर मेरी सारी फरमाइशें पूरी करते थे। सहेली: और अब? महिला: अब फरमाइश सुनते ही भाग जाते हैं। लगभग 50 लाख ज्योतिषी हैं भारत में लेकिन किसी ने बताया कि... नॉट बंद होने वाले हैं। और इसी बीच एक महिला ने ATM की लाइन में खड़े-खड़ेअपने पति के लिए स्वेटर बुन लिया। Quotes Quality is not an act, it is a habit. There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.

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