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SantaBanta Universal Humour for November 9, 2016 Posted: 08 Nov 2016 10:30 AM PST Can You Spot It? More Visuals .. Super Specialty Hospital A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous. When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient's throat. "Sorry," said the doctor. "You're outside my specialty now. You should see a laryngologist! (throat specialist)." By the time the unfortunate victim got to· the laryngologist, the tooth had worked its way much further down. The laryngologist examined the man. "Sorry," said the doctor, "You're outside my specialty now. You should see a gastrologist! (stomach specialist)." The gastrologist X-rayed the patient. "Sorry," said the doctor,"the tooth has traveled into your lower intestines. You should see an enterologist! (intestinal specialist).'' The enterologist took some X rays. "Sorry, the tooth isn't there. It must have gone down farther. You should see a Proctologist! (a specialist in diseases of the rectum; anus)." The Proctologist's examined the patient.... inserted a proctoscope inside the..... and remarked..... "Good heavens, man! You've got a tooth up there! You should see a dentist!" Dedicated to SUPER SPECIALTY HOSPITALS OF TODAY More Jokes .. Picture SMS 100 रुपये का नोट अब घर के उस कामचोर लड़के की तरह है जिसकी सरकारी नौकरी लग गयी हो। फिल-हाल जिनके पास काला धन नहीं है वे WhatsApp पर हैं। बाकी सब हिसाब लगा रहे हैं। बड़ी मुश्किल से दिवाली के मैसेज साफ़ किये थे WhastApp से। अब मोदी जी ने फिर लबालब भर दिए। More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Isliye Bola Tha Chai Wale Ko PM Mat Banao, 5, 10 Rs. Ke Note Ke Alawa Aur Kuch Samjh Nahi Aata Usko! ~ Rahul Gandhi A leave application: Dear Sir, I have one 500 Rs. note with me, and no bus or auto fellow is accepting it & also it's a bank holiday. So taking leave till further arrangement! Samsung isn't the only one recalling Notes this year! Hindi SMS 100 रुपये का नोट अब घर के उस कामचोर लड़के की तरह है जिसकी सरकारी नौकरी लग गयी हो। फिल-हाल जिनके पास काला धन नहीं है वे WhatsApp पर हैं। बाकी सब हिसाब लगा रहे हैं। बड़ी मुश्किल से दिवाली के मैसेज साफ़ किये थे WhastApp से। अब मोदी जी ने फिर लबालब भर दिए।

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