SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for November 12, 2016 Posted: 11 Nov 2016 10:30 AM PST Border Patrol Canadian Border Patrol watching for illegal Americans who vowed to leave America if Trump wins... More Visuals .. The Perfect Reply How do you respond to your BOSS who calls you when you are at the washroom urinal and asks, "How are you doing?" This is how the subordinate responded... I was under a lot of pressure, but things seem to be flowing well now. I've got a firm grip on the situation and am seeing some good volumes & output. It may take a while before I achieve completion, but it's important to take one's time in order to stay focused on objectives. I expect to wash my hands off the whole thing soon ! Crossing the Road There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him. So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again and is still coming at him. By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that he just freezes and stops in the middle of the road. The car gets real close, then swerves at the last possible moment and screeches to a halt right next him. The driver rolls down the window. The driver is a dog. The dog says to the man, "See, it's not as easy as it looks, is it?" More Jokes .. Picture SMS Whenever you're talking to someone who is really attractive, the odds of you doing something stupid are multiplied by 100! The actual reason for currency change: Mahatma Gandi had come into Modi's dream yesterday and said, "Modi Beta Bahut Din Se Maine DP Change Nahi Ki Hai"! नोट की कमी के ज़ख्म अभी हरे ही थे.... किसी बेवकूफ ने उन पर नमक रगड़ दिया। More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Whenever you're talking to someone who is really attractive, the odds of you doing something stupid are multiplied by 100! The actual reason for currency change: Mahatma Gandi had come into Modi's dream yesterday and said, "Modi Beta Bahut Din Se Maine DP Change Nahi Ki Hai"! Someday future archaeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think it was some bizarre mouse-worshiping kingdom! Hindi SMS नोट की कमी के ज़ख्म अभी हरे ही थे.... किसी बेवकूफ ने उन पर नमक रगड़ दिया। कौन बनेगा करोड़पति: अमिताभ: अगला सवाल दस हज़ार रुपये के लिए ये रहा। प्रतियोगी: ये रहने दो, कोई 100-150 वाला पूछ लो। आज इतने भी नहीं हैं ख़ज़ाने में, जितने कभी छोड़ दिया करते थे पजामे में। Quotes Follow your passion, be prepared to work hard and sacrifice, and, above all, don't let anyone limit your dreams. The struggle of my life created empathy, I could relate to pain, being abandoned, having people not love me.

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