| SantaBanta Universal Humour for November 29, 2016 Posted: 28 Nov 2016 10:30 AM PST | |  | | | | | | | | | | Once Badshah Akbar' s army was engaged in a prolonged war. As a result his royal wealth ("shahi khazana") was nearly exhausted.
He asked Birbal: How to replenish my wealth.
Birbal: You can get it from Dhanna Seth.
Akbar was amazed as to how a trader/ merchant could have so much money. Still he went to Dhanna Seth.
Dhanna Seth offered: Badshah Akbar, I have huge wealth, take as much as you want.
Akbar: Dhanna Seth, How did you accumulate so much wealth. Tell me without any fear of punishment.
Dhanna: I earned it by adultrating grains & spices.
Akbar got angry, he took all of Dhanna's wealth and ordered him that from then on he would collect the horse dung in his royal stable. Dhanna agreed.
Years passed by. Again Akbar had to fight a long drawn battle. Again his royal wealth exhausted & again Birbal advised Akbar to go to Dhanna Seth for help.
Akbar wondered: Birbal, I had ordered him to work in royal stable to collect horse dung... How on earth he can have such a wealth???
Birbal: Badshah, you can ask him but only he can help you.
Akbar went to Dhanna. Dhanna gave Akbar huge wealth.
Akbar: Dhanna Seth, I had earlier taken all your wealth, How did you accumulate it again?
Dhanna: From the stable - incharge & horse attendants. They used to underfeed the horses. I threatened them that I will complain to Badshah that they did not feed horses enough, hence the horse dung quantity was less. So they bribed me to keep silent.
Akbar got very angry again & ordered Dhanna to start counting the waves at sea & returned to his Palace with Dhanna's wealth.
As luck would have it, Akbar fought another war, royal wealth emptied out and once again Birbal advised Akbar to go to Dhanna Seth for help.
Akbar could not believe as to how Dhanna could earn so much by counting waves at sea.
Akbar asked Dhanna for the help.
Dhanna: Badshah, Take as much as you want but this time around I will not change my profession.
Akbar: Ok, but tell me how did you earn money by counting Water waves at sea.
Dhanna: Very simple, I used to stop merchant's ships & boats far away from sea shore. I showed them your orders that I was counting waves & their ships & boats would disturb or break the waves hence their ships or boats should stay away. Badshah, these merchants then used to bribe me to let them reach the shore & unload their merchandise.
So Badshah understood that Dhanna Seth can earn by engaging in manipulations and bribery from any profession.
Demonetisation or no demonetisation, the Dhanna Seths of our society will always find a way to earn & accumulate black money. | | एक माँ अपने 6 साल के बच्चे का फोटो खिंचवाने के लिए फोटो-स्टूडियो लेकर गई।
फोटोग्राफर बच्चे को पुचकारते हुए बोला, `बेटा, मेरी तरफ देखो... इस कैमरे से अभी कबूतर निकलेगा।"
बच्चा बोला, `फोकस एडजस्ट कर, जाहिलों जैसी बातें मत कर, पोर्ट्रेट मोड यूज करना, मैक्रो के साथ, ISO 200 के अंदर रखना।"
High Resolution में फोटो आनी चाहिए... Facebook पे अपलोड करनी है, वरना पैसे नहीं मिलेंगे। साला, 'कबूतर' निकलेगा। तेरे बाप ने कबूतर डाला था कैमरे में? | | | | | | Converting challenges into opportunity!
While in ATM Queue
Girl: Hi, can you withdraw ₹2500 for me? The queue is too long.
Pappu: Don't worry, we can withdraw 2.5 Lakhs if we both get married! | | | | | | | I'm glad chocolate bars come with resealable packages, so I can eat half now, and the other half 1 minute from now! | | | | | | | How to make Rose Milk:
1. Take one liter of milk & boil it.
2. Add sugar to the milk as per taste.
3. Take 2000 Rupees new note & dip it into milk two to three times.
Rose milk is ready! | | | | | Converting challenges into opportunity!
While in ATM Queue
Girl: Hi, can you withdraw ₹2500 for me? The queue is too long.
Pappu: Don't worry, we can withdraw 2.5 Lakhs if we both get married! | | | | I'm glad chocolate bars come with resealable packages, so I can eat half now, and the other half 1 minute from now! | | | | How to make Rose Milk:
1. Take one liter of milk & boil it.
2. Add sugar to the milk as per taste.
3. Take 2000 Rupees new note & dip it into milk two to three times.
Rose milk is ready! | | | | पानी बहुत ख़तरनाक चीज़ है कम मात्रा में दारू में मिल जाये तो लोग शादियों में "ये देश है वीर जवानों का" पर भी नाच नाचकर स्टेज़ चटका देते है। | | | | कितना बड़ा सौभाग्य है कि अापके पोते 2050 में शान से कहेंगे कि मेरे दादा काले धन की लडाई में 6 दिन लाईन में खड़े थे। खुद काले पड़ गए पर नोट गुलाबी करा के ही लौटे। | | | | पति: आज से तुम मैनेजर के साथ रहने वाली हो।
पत्नी: Awww कैसे हों वो दिखने में?
पति: पागल कहीं की, मैं मैनेजर बन गया हूँ। | | | | Your body is away from me but there is a window open from my heart to yours. | | | | Everyday do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow. | | | |
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