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SantaBanta Universal Humour for November 5, 2016 Posted: 04 Nov 2016 11:30 AM PDT Fortune Cookie More Visuals .. The Indian Chief An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The chief nodded that it was so. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having fun." Then the chief leaned back and said, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that!" More Jokes .. स्वर्ग जाने का रास्ता! एक बच्चा बाजार के बाहर अपनी माँ के आने का इन्तजार कर रहा था, तभी वहां से एक बाबाजी कुछ इधर उधर देखते हुए बच्चे की तरफ आ रहे थे उसने बच्चे को देखा तो यकायक पूछ लिया बेटा, जरा मुझे ये तो बताओ की ये पोस्ट ऑफिस कहाँ है? बच्चे ने कहा बाबा यहाँ से सीधे आगे चले जाईये, आगे से अपने सीधे हाथ की तरफ मूढ़ जाईये, वहां तीन चार सीढ़ियाँ नजर आएँगी बस उनको पार कर लेना वहीँ सामने पोस्ट ऑफिस है! बाबा ने बच्चे का धन्यवाद किया और कहा कि मैं एक बहुत बड़े मठ का बाबा हूँ कभी हमारे मठ में आना मैं तुम्हें स्वर्ग जाने का रास्ता दिखाऊंगा! बच्चे ने मजाकिया लहजे में कहा बाबा जाईये जाईये अभी पोस्ट ऑफिस का रास्ता तो पता नहीं स्वर्ग का रास्ता क्या खाक दिखाएंगे! More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS The body is 70% water... So cool, I am not fat I am just flooded! Selfies are just sad reminders that you have no friends willing to take pictures of your face and all! Pappu: You know that lady used Face Detection lock/unlock feature on her iPhone7. Now she can't unlock the iPhone 7. Bunty: Why, what happened? Pappu: Because she removed her make-up! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS The body is 70% water... So cool, I am not fat I am just flooded! Selfies are just sad reminders that you have no friends willing to take pictures of your face and all! Pappu: You know that lady used Face Detection lock/unlock feature on her iPhone7. Now she can't unlock the iPhone 7. Bunty: Why, what happened? Pappu: Because she removed her make-up! Hindi SMS जब से शौचालय में मोबाइल लेकर जाने लगे हैं लोग, कब्ज़ पीड़ितों से ज़्यादा समय लगाने लगे हैं लोग। भारत में लाल सिग्नल की जगह बिल्ली को दौड़ा देते तो लोग कभी 30 सेकंड से पहले लाइट क्रॉस नहीं करते। भारत में अपने काम से काम रखना ही सबसे "मुश्किल काम" है। Quotes How do you convince the upcoming generation that education is the key to success when we are surrounded by poor graduates and rich criminals? Don't ever put your happiness in someone else's hands. They'll drop it. They'll drop it every time.

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