| SantaBanta Universal Humour for February 12, 2014 Posted: 11 Feb 2014 10:30 AM PST A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
And the congregation cried,"Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river."
And the congregation cried,"Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river."
Again the congregation cried, "Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, "We shall drink from that river."
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED, "HALLELUJAH!!!" | | | |  | | | | Father, apne bete se: Agar iss baar tum exam mein fail hue toh mujhe kabhi papa mat kehna.
Exams ke kuch dinon ke baad jab result aaya tab baap ne bete ko apne room mein bualaya.
Father: How is your result?
Beta kuch nahin bolta aur chup-chaap sir jhukaye khada rehta hai.
Father: Behre ho gye ho kya? Maine pucha ki result kaisa raha tumhara?
Beta: Arre dimag ka dahi mat kar BABULAL tum baap hone ka haq kho chuke ho... | | | | | | If you 'hug' in Hindi, you feel elevated;
If you 'hug' in English, you feel elevated.
If you 'hug' in Hindi, you feel satiated;
If you 'hug' in English, you feel satiated.
If you 'hug' in Hindi, you feel heavenly;
If you 'hug' in English, you feel heavenly.
Divided by languages, united by a 'hug'!
So let's all 'hug' in our favourite language! | | | | | | | H: Hello with
U: Uber close
G: Guardian angels
A very warm hug to you on Hug Day! | | | | | | | A hug is not hug till it is warm and little tight;
Give and take a hug, it's your birth right;
It conveys the affection which you hold inside;
So let's hug before it's banned outright!
Happy Hug Day! | | | | | If you 'hug' in Hindi, you feel elevated;
If you 'hug' in English, you feel elevated.
If you 'hug' in Hindi, you feel satiated;
If you 'hug' in English, you feel satiated.
If you 'hug' in Hindi, you feel heavenly;
If you 'hug' in English, you feel heavenly.
Divided by languages, united by a 'hug'!
So let's all 'hug' in our favourite language! | | | | Aaj "Hug Day" Hai. So Aaj Aap Ji Bhar Ke Hug Lein!
Aggar Yeh Mauka Chukk Geya, To Aapko Sara Saal Kabzi Reh Sakti Hai!
Happy Hug Day! | | | | H: Hello with
U: Uber close
G: Guardian angels
A very warm hug to you on Hug Day! | | | | कोई कहे इसे जादू की जफ्फी;
कोई कहे इसे प्यार;
मौका है खूबसूरत, आ गले लग जा मेरे यार!
हैप्पी हग डे!
बोले तो,
हग डे मुबारक! | | | | बातों-बातों में दिल ले जाते हो;
देखते हो इस तरह जान ले जाते हो;
आदतों अपनी से दिल को धड़काते हो;
लेकर बाहों में, सारा जहान भुलाते हो।
हग डे की शुभकामनाएं! | | | | मौत सिर्फ नाम से बदनाम है, वरना तकलीफ़ तो जिंदगी ही ज्यादा देती है;
और बीवी भी सिर्फ नाम से बदनाम है, वरना तकलीफ़ में सिर्फ वही साथ देती है। | | | | It is never too late to have a happy childhood. | | | | Work as if you were to live a hundred years, pray as if you were to die tomorrow. | | | | Four things come not back: The spoken word, The sped arrow, The past life, The neglected opportunity. | | | |
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