| SantaBanta Universal Humour for February 3, 2014 Posted: 02 Feb 2014 10:30 AM PST Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Dewey said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?"
"Certainly not," said the Priest. "As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it."
"I tried," Dewey sobbed, "but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?"
"If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family."
Thanking the Priest, Dewey hurried off.
When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey. | | Boss: Kahan gaye the ?
Employee: Baal katwane.
Boss: Office hours mein?
Employee: Baal badhe bhi to office hours mein hee hai...
Boss: Ghar mein bhi to badhte hain.
Employee: To poore thode hee katwaye hai. | | Husband: I love you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.
Husband: I will die for you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.
Husband: I can't live without you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.
Husband: I can do anything for you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.
Husband: I will give you diamond ring.
Wife: Really???
Husband: Babaji ka thullu... | | एक आदमी: तुम्हारा इस लड़के से क्या रिश्ता है?
लड़का: जी! बहुत दूर का रिश्ता है।
आदमी: फिर भी क्या रिश्ता है?
लड़का: जी! वह मेरा सगा भाई है।
आदमी: तो तुम इसे दूर का रिश्ता क्यों बताते हो?
लड़का: क्योंकि इसके और मेरे बीच सात भाई और हैं। | | | | | | The harsh winter ends, spring is God-sent;
A song on every lip; reminding one of yore;
Nature at its very best, charting a new course;
The flowers bloom, let's romance to the core!
Happy Basant Panchami! | | | | | | | Lo Phir Basant Aayi, Phoolon Pe Rang Layi;
Chalo be Darang, Lab-e-Aab-e-Zang;
Baje Jal Tarang, Man Par Umang Chayi;
Lo Phir Basant Aayi!
Happy Basant Panchami! | | | | | | | Santa: I take a cold shower every morning and even in winters.
Banta: Why brag about it?
Santa: Gosh, that's why I take it! | | | | | The harsh winter ends, spring is God-sent;
A song on every lip; reminding one of yore;
Nature at its very best, charting a new course;
The flowers bloom, let's romance to the core!
Happy Basant Panchami! |  | | | Lo Phir Basant Aayi, Phoolon Pe Rang Layi;
Chalo be Darang, Lab-e-Aab-e-Zang;
Baje Jal Tarang, Man Par Umang Chayi;
Lo Phir Basant Aayi!
Happy Basant Panchami! | | | | Santa: I take a cold shower every morning and even in winters.
Banta: Why brag about it?
Santa: Gosh, that's why I take it! | | | | वीणा लेकर हाथ में, सरस्वती हो आपके साथ में;
मिले माँ का आशीर्वाद आपको, हर दिन, हर वार;
हो मुबारक आपको बसंत पंचमी का त्यौहार!
बसंत पंचमी की शुभकामनाएं! | | | | आई झूम के बसंत, झूमो संग-संग;
आज रंग लो दिलों को एक रंग;
हलके-हलके से हो बादल, खुला-खुला सा आकाश;
और आप सब हो मेरे पास।
बसंत पंचमी की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं! | | | | इससे पहले कि शाम हो जाए;
मेरा संदेश औरों की तरह आम हो जाएं;
और सारे मोबाइल नेटवर्क जाम हो जाएं;
आपको बसंत पंचमी की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं!
बसंत पंचमी की शुभकामनाएं! | | | | Although a human brain is only 2% of the body mass, it burns 20% of calories daily. | | | | Grapes are poisonous for dogs. | | | | Slavery was not made a statutory offense in the UK until April 6, 2010. | | | | Whatever a man's age may be, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-coloured flower in his buttonhole. | | | | It is not Titles that honor Men, but Men that honor Titles. | | | | Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts... perhaps the fear of a loss of power. | | | |
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