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SantaBanta Universal Humour for February 15, 2014 Posted: 14 Feb 2014 10:30 AM PST Boxer Dog! More Visuals .. Lesser Known facts about Arnab Once Rajnikanth taught a baby to talk...that baby was named Arnab Goswami. Arnab's wife never argues with him as she is afraid of losing. Most of the self proclaimed evidence papers he waves on his show Newshour are grocery lists written by his wife. When Arnab Goswami was in school, he used to answer every question with 33 questions. Arnab Goswami's maid once fainted due to low BP after Goswami questioned her absence from duty . Once a service manager at a prominent 5-star hotel asked Arnab for feeback on his stay. The manager was released only after Goswami asked him 74 questions. To calculate the longest Arnab Goswami has ever paused, IIT - Delhi is working on a device that can record time in nanoseconds. Proposed airport near Times Now studio cancelled as noise from The Newshour could weaken structure. Bennet & Coleman is proposing to place a mini turbine inside Arnab Goswami's throat, the resultant electricity can power all the Times group buildings in Delhi Area. Pakistan's former dictator Parvez Musharraf had 5 military interrogators question him non-stop for 34 hours in preparation for his first appearance on Newshour. If Arnab Goswami had been in Jail with Kasab... the hanging won't happen because Arnab won't let him complete his sentence!! To commemorate Arnab Goswami's 1000th "Debate", a new all-caps font is being released that seems like it is shouting at you. It will be called the TIMES NOW ROMAN. From the moon, you can see the Great Wall of China............ and you can hear Arnab Goswami shouting 'The Nation Wants to Know' !!! Arnab Goswami is fluent in English, but weak in Grammar... he has not mastered the full stop and comma! More Jokes .. Picture SMS Never memorize what you can look up in books. There is no greater happiness for a man than approaching a door at the end of a day knowing someone on the other side of that door is waiting for the sound of his footsteps. When people tell me they've learned from experience, I tell them the trick is to learn from other people's experience. More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today? Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you! Arvind Kejriwal was sworn in on 28th December and he quit on 14th February. This, short burst belligerent period shall now be remembered as AK-47! Trust me you can dance. ~ Vodka Hindi SMS केजरीवाल अस्तीफा: 'झाड़ू' की उम्र वैसे भी 40-50 दिन से ज्यादा नहीं होती। वो क्या चीज़ है जो पत्नी अपने पति को सारी उम्र नहीं देती? ? ? ? ? सोचो सोचो ? ? ? "चैन की सांस"। बच्चा डॉक्टर से: क्या कोई बिना दर्द के भी दाँत निकाल सकता है? डॉक्टर: नहीं। बच्चा: मैं निकाल सकता हूँ। डॉक्टर: हाँ तो फिर दिखाओ, बच्चा: हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा! Trivia Red roses are considered the flower of love because juggling the letters of the word 'rose' would result in 'EROS', who is the God of Love. Quotes Never memorize what you can look up in books. There is no greater happiness for a man than approaching a door at the end of a day knowing someone on the other side of that door is waiting for the sound of his footsteps. When people tell me they've learned from experience, I tell them the trick is to learn from other people's experience.

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