| SantaBanta Universal Humour for January 31, 2014 Posted: 30 Jan 2014 10:30 AM PST A young man asked a rich old man how he made his money.
The old guy said: Son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression I was down to my last nickel. I invested that in an apple and spent the entire day polishing it. At the end of the day, I sold the apple for 10 cents!
The next day, I invested those 10 cents in 2 apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents.
I continued this 4 a month. By the end of which I had accumulated a fortune of $.1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us 2 Million Dollars...!
MORAL: Hard Work Is Just Shit. Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich. | | | |  | | | | When Bobby Darling was born, Doctor said: Mubarak ho, Dhokha hua hai.
When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said: Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Kaun hua hai, jaanne ke liye dekhiye agla episode.
When Manmohan Singh was born, Sholay was playing on the hospital TV, and AK Hangal said: Itna sannata kyun hai bhai?
When Prabhudeva was born, the doctor said: Thoda bachcha hilna band karega toh check karke batate hain.
When Arnab Goswami was Born - Before Doctors could say anything, Arnab Said: C'mon Tell me... How you pulled me? Nation wants to know That.
When Kangana Ranawat was born the doctors said: Mubalak ho ek totali beautiful girl hui hai.
When Rahul Gandhi was born, Doctor said: Mubarak ho, aapke sath majaak hua hai.
When Daya was born - Doctors ran away to open all the doors of hospital.
When Kamaal R Khan was born, Doctor tried to push him in.
When Tusshar Kapoor was born, the doctor said to Jeetendra: Maaf kar dijiye. Galti ho gayi.
When Nargis Fahkri was born doctor said mubaraq ho Duck ki behen Hui hai.
When Harman Baweja was born doctors said: Hrithik hua hai. | | | | | | Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband, Banta came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray! | | | | | | | After 3 years of divorce a man gained 30 kgs of weight, his doctor advised him,
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to end the celebrations immediately! | | | | | | | Each day I thank God for:
Nights that turned into mornings;
Friends that turned into family;
Dreams that turned into reality;
And likes that turned into love! | | | | | Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband, Banta came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray! | | | | It's not important to have long list of friends on Facebook and Whatsapp;
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But it's important to have some friends who can read your face as a book and ask "whats up"? | | | | After 3 years of divorce a man gained 30 kgs of weight, his doctor advised him,
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to end the celebrations immediately! | | | | सिलिंडर तो नौ से बारह हो गए, अब बस सरकार का
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"नौ दो ग्यारह" होना बाक़ी है। थोड़े दिन और इंतज़ार कर लीजिए। | | | | यह मैसेज तो मेरे दिल पे लग गया, आँखों में आंसू आ गए।
जब संजय दत्त को 30 दिन की पैरोल मिलने की ख़बर पढ़ी तो माँ बोली: "यह देखो आज कल जेल में भी छुट्टी मिलती है, तुम ऐसी कौन सी कंपनी में काम करते हो जिसमे छुट्टी मिलती ही नहीं।" | | | | सुखी विवाहिक जीवन का राज़
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आज भी राज़ है। | | | | The only really happy folk are married women and single men. | | | | There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends. | | | | Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy.
You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday.
No wonder you feel that lost sensation.
You're sunk from a riot of relaxation. | | | |
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