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SantaBanta Universal Humour for February 2, 2014 Posted: 01 Feb 2014 10:30 AM PST Love Advice from Men! Hi Uncle Tom, I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2 km from home & my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back to get another car, when I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid, I don't know what to do now please help me. From Anonymous Uncle Tom's Reply: Dear Anonymous, Over heating of the engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the radiator, you need to check the oil and water level in your engine before you start your journey, you must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future hope this helps. More Jokes .. बंता ने की आत्‍महत्‍या! बंता एक बिल्डिंग की चालीसवीं मंजिल पर खड़ा हुआ था कि तभी उसके मोबाइल की घंटी बजी। उधर से किसी ने कहा,"संता, अभी-अभी तेरी बीवी प्रीतो एक्सीडेंट में मर गई।" मारे दु:ख के उसने फौरन चालीसवीं मंजिल से ही छलांग लगा दी। जब वह तीसवीं मंजिल के पास पहुंचा, तब उसने सोचा कि, "ये प्रीतो कौन है? इसे तो मैं जानता ही नहीं।" बीसवीं मंजिल पर,"मेरी तो अभी शादी ही नहीं हुई।" दसवीं मंजिल पर,"यार, मेरा नाम तो बंता है, संता नहीं!" More Hindi Jokes ..

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