SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for January 27, 2014 Posted: 26 Jan 2014 10:30 AM PST Big Decision! One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?" "Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy." "That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?" "Yeah, and they're in favor 15 to 2." More Jokes .. Picture SMS Dear Lazy Employees, You bloody don't like to work at all and then you blame me. Sincerely, Monday A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What color is the bear? The most famous adventure sport of India is... . .. ... .... ..... ARRANGED MARRIAGE! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Jeeto: Be careful with that gun. You just missed shooting me. Santa: Did I? I am very sorry! Jeeto to her son, "Now, Pappu, you can't have the hammer to play with. You'll hit your fingers." Pappu: No, I won't, Mom. Bunty is going to hold the nails! Dear Lazy Employees, You bloody don't like to work at all and then you blame me. Sincerely, Monday Hindi SMS सालो काम तुमसे होता नहीं और दोष मुझे देते हो। . .. ... .... ..... आपका, सोमवार टीचर: एक दिन ऐसा आएगा, जब पृथ्वी पर पानी नहीं रहेगा, सब जीव नष्ट हो जाएंगे, पृथ्वी तबाह हो जाएगी। पिंकी: मैडम जी, उस दिन ट्यूशन आना है? उफ़ सर्दी! . .. ... .... ..... जब ऊपर लिखा है कि सर्दी है, तो नीचे कौन सा हीटर लगा है जो देख रहे हो! Trivia A tiger's tongue is rough enough to like the paint off of a building. Quotes Success teaches us nothing; only failure teaches. My definition of poor are those who need too much. Because those who need too much are never satisfied. You will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

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