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SantaBanta Universal Humour for January 2, 2014 Posted: 01 Jan 2014 10:30 AM PST Men'll Never Understand Women More Visuals .. I Love You Too Much! On the New Year eve I was sitting with my wife on the deck, enjoying a glass of wine. I said, "I love you so much, I could not live without you." My wife said, "Is that you or the wine talking?" I said, "It's me talking to the wine." Hindi Songs and their Medical Meanings Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale - Fever Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi - Heart Attack Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge - Constipation Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai - Acidity Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon - Cataract Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna - Alzheimer's Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole - Vertigo Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi - Urinary Infection Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai -Hypertension Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere - Corn On Feet Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye -Insomnia Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata - Piles And Sabse Mast Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai - Loose Motion Shaadi Ke 7 Sukh 1. Subaah subaah garam paani milega..... Bartan dhone ke liye. 2. Pyaare pyaare bachche milenge..... Aapko gadha Banaane ke liye. 3. Har roz biwi aapse pyar se nolegi..... Ration laane ke liye. 4. Biwi aapke baahon me baahein daalegi..... Kharcha paani ke liye. 5. Aap gaana gaana shuru kar doge..... Bachchon ko sulaane ke liye. 6. Wo roz taiyaar hokar saamne aayegi..... Shopping jaane ke liye. 7. Aapko bhi whiskey ka mazaa ayegaa..... Kuch der gum bhulaane ke liye. NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE More Jokes .. Picture SMS Don't hold on to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love. What God intended for you goes far beyond anything you can imagine. What a gloomy thing, not to know the address of one's soul. More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS It's New Year and time do something for our health. So please join me in taking this pledge: 1. I will walk to the pub (Exercise) 2. I will put Lime in my Vodka (Vitamin C) 3. I will have vegetables in my Bloody Mary (Veggies) 4. I will drink out on the patio (Fresh Air) 5. I will tell raunchy jokes and laugh(Eliminate Stress) 6. I will pass out (Rest)! Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them! Now if AAP wants to make a stunning debut in Punjab, they should offer . .. ... .... at least 70 litres free liquor every year! Hindi SMS पत्नी: सुनो जी, अगर तुम्हारे बाल इसी रफ़्तार से झड़ते रहे तो मैं तुम्हें तलाक़ दे दूँगी। पति: हे भगवान ! और मैं पागल इनको बचाने की कोशिश कर रहा था। मुझ से ब्रेक-अप कर के तु बन गई उल्लू; मुझ से ब्रेक-अप कर के तु बन गई उल्लू;​ ​मैंने तो नई पटा ली तुझे क्या मिला; ​बाबा जी का ठुल्लु? ज़रीन (Zarine), करीना( Karina) और कैटरीना (Katrina), तीनों की त्वचा एक जैसी गोरी क्यों है? सोचो क्योंकि तीनों के नाम में रिन (Rin) आता है; और "रिन देता है चौंका देने वाली सफ़ेदी"। Trivia The world's smallest time zone is only used by 200 people! A compromise between Western and Central time, unofficially known as Central Western Standard Time, is used in one area in the southeastern corner of Western Australia and one roadhouse in South Australia. The total population of that area is estimated at 200 people. This area did not change when South Australia introduced DST. During the Western Australian trial of DST from 2006 to 2009, this area also set it's clocks ahead one hour during summer. Quotes Don't hold on to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love. What God intended for you goes far beyond anything you can imagine. What a gloomy thing, not to know the address of one's soul.

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