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SantaBanta Universal Humour for January 14, 2014 Posted: 13 Jan 2014 10:30 AM PST Kejriwal is so Honest... It all started with CID... then came RAJiNIKANTH... next was ALOKNATH... Now It's Arvind Kejriwal... Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him, Do I look fat? Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party, he calls the cops at 10 pm. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate. Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads. Kejriwal is so honest that, he always removes USB safely. Kejriwal is so honest that, when he finds the bomb, he returns it to the terrorist. Kejriwal is so honest that, he got his wife's brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony. Kejriwal is so honest that, he cooks maggie only for 2 minutes. Kejriwal is so honest that, he actually "Rolls On The Floor laughing" when he texts ROF. More Jokes .. Picture SMS Let's sing and chant hymns of praise to the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH), welcoming Him in honor of His birth. Have a blessed Eid Milad-un-Nabi! May the birth of Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) usher in an era of peace, love, happiness and prosperity for you! Happy Eid Milad-un-Nabi! Banta: Did you you go to the doctor for your ailment? Santa: Yes, I did. Banta: Did he find out what you had? Santa: Very nearly. Banta: What do you mean, very nearly? Santa: Well, I had 450 bucks and he charged me 400! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Let's sing and chant hymns of praise to the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH), welcoming Him in honor of His birth. Have a blessed Eid Milad-un-Nabi! May the birth of Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) usher in an era of peace, love, happiness and prosperity for you! Happy Eid Milad-un-Nabi! Banta: Did you you go to the doctor for your ailment? Santa: Yes, I did. Banta: Did he find out what you had? Santa: Very nearly. Banta: What do you mean, very nearly? Santa: Well, I had 450 bucks and he charged me 400! Hindi SMS खुश्बू-ए-गुलाब है पसीना रसूल का; आप को भी मुबारक हो महीना रसूल का। ईद-ए-मिलाद-उन-नबी मुबारक हो! आज से अमीरी गरीबी का फ़ासला ना रहे; हर इंसान एक दूसरे को अपना भाई कहे; आज सब कुछ भूल के आ गले लग जा; मुबारक हो तुझे यह ईद-ए-मिलाद। ईद-ए-मिलाद-उन-नबी मुबारक हो! दुनिया की हर फिज़ा में उजाला रसूल का; यह सारी कायनात है सदक़ा रसूल का; खुश्बू-ए-गुलाब है पसीना रसूल का; आप को हो मुबारक महीना रसूल का। ईद-ए-मिलाद-उन-नबी मुबारक हो! Trivia Sand Tiger Shark embryos fight each other in their mother's womb - the survivor is born. Quotes The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention. I don't pray for God to take my problems away, I pray only for God to give me the strength to go through them. There's a big difference between falling in love and being in love. There's a big difference between infatuation and falling in love.

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