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SantaBanta Universal Humour for January 25, 2014 Posted: 24 Jan 2014 10:30 AM PST Wedding Speech! Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws: My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house... Firstly I must tell you that my presence here should not change your life routines... Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it... Those cooking must keep cooking... Those cleaning must keep cleaning... I'll not disturb anybody's routine... So far as I'm concerned, I'm here only to: Eat BUN, Have FUN and Entertain yiur SON!!! Girl's Reactions! Reactions of a Girl without a boyfriend: 1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro meine..! 2) Mere liye mere gharwale important hain aur unke saamne boyfriend kuch bhi nahi...! 3) Sab Ladke Ek Jaise Hi Hote Hain..!! Same Girl after having a boyfriend: 1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar, uske siway kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe..!! 2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi, I can't leave him and mein uske bin nahin rah sakti..!! 3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah nahi hai, he loves me a lot..!! More Jokes .. Picture SMS Let's cherish and treasure the freedom earned by the freedom fighters at the cost of their own lives. Happy 26 January! Vande Mataram: Mother, I salute thee! Rich with thy hurrying streams, bright with orchard gleams, Cool with thy winds of delight, Dark fields waving Mother of might, Mother free. ~ Bankim Chandra Chattopadhyay Happy 26 January! वन्दे मातरम् सुजलां सुफलां मलयजशीतलाम् शस्यशामलां मातरम् । गणतंत्र दिवस की शुभ कामनाएं। More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Let's cherish and treasure the freedom earned by the freedom fighters at the cost of their own lives. Happy 26 January! Vande Mataram: Mother, I salute thee! Rich with thy hurrying streams, bright with orchard gleams, Cool with thy winds of delight, Dark fields waving Mother of might, Mother free. ~ Bankim Chandra Chattopadhyay Happy 26 January! Attention! . .. ... .... ..... Stand at Ease... Republic Day is around - so keep practising. Happy 26 January! Hindi SMS वन्दे मातरम् सुजलां सुफलां मलयजशीतलाम् शस्यशामलां मातरम् । गणतंत्र दिवस की शुभ कामनाएं। ज़माने भर में मिलते हैं आशिक कई; मगर वतन से खूबसूरत कोई सनम नहीं होता; नोटों में भी लिपट कर, सोने में सिमटकर मरे हैं कई; मगर तिरंगे से खूबसूरत कोई कफ़न नहीं होता। गणतंत्र दिवस की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं! नहीं सिर्फ जश्न मनाना; नहीं सिर्फ झंडे लहराना; यह काफी नहीं है वतन पर; यादों को नहीं भुलाना; जो क़ुर्बान हुए; उनके लफ़्ज़ों को बढ़ाना; खुद के लिए नहीं; ज़िंदगी वतन के लिए लुटाना। गणतंत्र दिवस की हार्दिक बधाई! Trivia "Citrus Red 2" is an artificial dye that is illegal to use in the US (except for coloring the skin of oranges). It's a carcinogen. Quotes War doesn't determine who's right - only who's left. I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. I never worry about action, but only about inaction.

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