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SantaBanta Universal Humour for January 16, 2014 Posted: 15 Jan 2014 10:30 AM PST Twitterati now trolls Nirupa Roy After Rajinikanth, Alok Nath, Arvind Kejriwal, veteran actress Nirupa Roy is the favourite troll topic for Twitterati. From her tragic roles in Bollywood movies to the various kinds of sons she has had on-screen to her ever-crying image, jokes abound on all aspects of her silver screen image. 1. Nirupa Roy's laptop has got WIDOW-XP installed. 2. Nirupa Roy can instantly cry on a joke. 3. Nirupa Roy's laughing mms goes viral...she claims it's doctored. 4. Nirupa Roy has 6 sons. All of them are named Vijay. 5. After Nirupa Roy's first marriage, her father said by mistake: "Sada abhaagan raho!" 6. Cannes to roll out white carpet for Nirupa Roy's welcome. 7. Nirupa Roy's most horrifying nightmare: she saw that she was young!! 8. Nirupa Roy's most romantic moment: when her husband gave her flowers for the first time...on Mother's Day. 9. Nirupa Roy's daughter doesn't talk to her anymore as she tried to name her 'Vijay' when she was born. 10. Nirupa Roy has 73 shades of white in her wardrobe collection. 11. Nirupa Roy to play lead role in upcoming movie 'Hasee To Phasee'. 12. Nirupa Roy dragged Johnson & Johnson to court over the "No more tears" campaign. 13. Nirupa Roy plays Holi with sindoor. 14. Nirupa Roy's Whatsapp status says: "Last cried at..." 15. Nirupa Roy was once approached for a comedy movie. That casting director lost his job. 16. CRY Foundation has offered Nirupa Roy to become its brand ambassador. 17. Nirupa Roy sends Weepeys instead of Smileys. 18. Nirupa Roy looks for her groom in Obituary columns. 19. Nirupa Roy still thinks Draupadi's 'Cheerharan' was a wardrobe malfunction. 20. When Nirupa Roy cuts an Onion the Onion starts crying. 21. Nirupa Roy provided 700 liters of free water per family through her tear ducts long before Kejriwal thought. 22. All ophthalmology textbooks have chapters dedicated to Nirupa Roy's different types of blindness and their corrective operations. 23. Mumbai police is not registering complaint of Nirupa Roy as they are confident that her kids will be back after 18 years. 24. Nirupa Roy use 'Internet Explorer' because it makes people cry. Boys and Pilgrimage! Ek college ke final years ke kuch boys ek group banakar tirth yatra par jaate hain. Yakinan saare students young the isliye group leader ne kaha, "Hum sab tirthyatra par ja rahe hain, bhagwaan ke darshanon ke liye. Isliye koi aisi waisi harkat mat karna ya koi ulti-seedhi baat mat bolna. Agar tumhe koi sundar ladki dikhayi di to apni aankhein band kar lena aur kehna, 'Hari Om'." Thodi der baad ek ladke ne apni aankhein band karli aur bola, "Hari Om!!!" Sabhi ladke: Kahan hai? Kahan hai? More Jokes .. Picture SMS Men are allowed to have passion and commitment for their work ... a woman is allowed that feeling for a man, but not her work. Women like it, need it, want it as much as men do. There are no boundaries, only possibilities. More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Facebook status original hona chaiye.. . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ........ Copied to yeh wala bhi hai! Why was Salman Khan way too Sanskari in the movie 'BAGHBAAN'? . .. ... .... ..... Because Salman Khan's name in the movie was 'Alok'! Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don't have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper. Sincerely, Wives Hindi SMS जीतो संता से, "जब भी तुम काम के लिए बाहर जाते हो तो मुझे घबराहट होती रहती है"। संता: घबराओ नहीं डार्लिंग, मैं इतनी जल्दी वापिस आऊंगा कि तुम्हें इसका पता भी नहीं चलेगा। जीतो: इसी वज़ह से तो मैं घबराती हूँ। एक वक़्त था जब हम सोचते थे कि हमारा भी वक़्त आएगा; और एक ये वक़्त है कि हम सोचते हैं कि वो भी क्या वक़्त था। एक लड़की किसी दूसरी लड़की से: तुम सुंदर हो। दूसरी लड़की: धन्यवाद तुम भी बहुत सुंदर हो। एक लड़का किसी दूसरे लड़के से: तुम सुंदर हो। दूसरा लड़का: तू गे तो नहीं है ना साले? Quotes Men are allowed to have passion and commitment for their work ... a woman is allowed that feeling for a man, but not her work. He was a rake among scholars, and a scholar among rakes. Women like it, need it, want it as much as men do.

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