| SantaBanta Universal Humour for January 21, 2014 Posted: 20 Jan 2014 10:30 AM PST A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.
The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.
"Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out."
The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.
| | Girlfriend: I am just too fed up from our daily fights, I just wanna break up with you.
Boyfriend: Kya hua yaar?
Girlfriend: Mein ab tumhaare saath nahin rah sakti, mein jaa rahi hun.
Boyfriend: Theek hai, theek hai, par pehle yeh chocolate toh le lo.
Girlfriend: Ohhhh... so you don't want me to go, manaa rahe ho na mujhe choclate deke.
Boyfriend: Nahin re pagal, meri maa kehti hai ki koi bhi shubh kaam karne se pehle munh zoaroor meetha kar lena chahiye. | | | | | | ट्रेन चली, संता एक डिब्बे में चढ़ गया।
टीटी बोला: क्यों भाजी, नज़र नहीं आता, यह लेडीज का डिब्बा है?
संता: सॉरी जी, मेरे को लगा आप मर्द हो! | | | | | | | ज़िन्दगी पल-पल ढलती है;
जैसे रेत मुट्ठी से फिसलती है;
शिकवे कितने भी हो हर पल; फिर भी हँसते रहना...
क्योंकि ये ज़िन्दगी जैसी भी है;
बस एक ही बार मिलती है। | | | | | | | आपके दिल पर एक दिन राज करेंगे;
कभी इस बात पर हम नाज़ करेंगे;
आपके लिए उस ख़ुदा से सारी ख़ुशियाँ मांग कर;
आपको एक आँसू के लिए भी मोहताज करेंगे! | | | | | Santa and Banta are looking through a mail order catalogue.
Santa: Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable, too.
Banta agrees, "I'm ordering one right now".
3 weeks later Santa says to Banta "Has your woman turned up yet?"
"No" said Banta "but it shouldn't be long now though. Her clothes arrived yesterday!" |  | | | Girlfriend: Teri Zip Khul Nahi Rahi Yaar.
Boyfriend: Thoda Aur Try Kar.
Girlfriend: Kar To Rahi Hoon. Nahi Khul Rahi.
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Boyfriend: Accha Ruk, Main PDF Bhejta Hoon! | | | | In the year 2013:
Aamir Khan gave Dhoom
Arvind Kejriwal gave Broom
Kareena Kapoor got Groom
Asaram & Narayan Swami got Room
And Emraan Hashmi - as usual, Choom! | | | | जब अरविंद केजरीवाल अपने दोस्तों से मिलने जाते हैं, तो उनके दोस्त उनसे पूछते हैं, "आप कहाँ बैठेंगे? सोफे पे, बैड पे, या धरने पे।" | | | | रात 'केजरीवाल' सड़क पर ही सो गए;
और;
'शिंदे' साहब को घर में भी नींद नहीं आयी। | | | | ट्रेन चली, संता एक डिब्बे में चढ़ गया।
टीटी बोला: क्यों भाजी, नज़र नहीं आता, यह लेडीज का डिब्बा है?
संता: सॉरी जी, मेरे को लगा आप मर्द हो! | | | | The popcorn pops because each kernel has a small bit of water in it. When it gets hot enough it 'pops'! | | | | Swans only have one partner for their entire life - If that partner passes away, they can die of a broken heart. | | | | Anyone can make the simple complicated. Creativity is making the complicated simple. | | | | Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. | | | | When you begin to see that your enemy is suffering, that is the beginning of insight. | | | |
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