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SantaBanta Universal Humour for January 24, 2014 Posted: 23 Jan 2014 10:30 AM PST A Lesson in Logic! "This is a lesson in logic," said the old professor in the teahouse. "If the show starts at nine and dinner is at six, and my son has the measles, and my brother drives a Cadillac, how old am I?" "You are eighty-four," replied Mulla Nasruddin promptly. "Right," said the professor. "Now tell the rest of the fellows here how you arrived at the correct answer." "It is easy," said Nasruddin. "I have got an uncle who is forty-two, and he is only half nuts. You must be eighty-four." The Poor Chap! Ek ladke ki shaadi ek bahut hi khubsurat ladki se fix hui. Woh dono hamesha WhatsApp par baatein karte rahte the. Phir kuch time ke baad dono ki shaadi ho gayi. First night ko ladke ne jab ladki ka ghoongat uthakar: Tum wakai bahut hi khubsurat ho... Tumhe kya gift karun... Ladki sharmati hui boli: Humto toh aap taa Dill Taaiye..... Bechaara ladka, Whatsapp ki jagah ek call kar leta to bach jaata..... More Jokes .. Picture SMS 26 alphabets in the English language; 26 sides in a Rhombicuboctahedron; 26 is the atomic number of Iron; 26 number of cases on "Deal or No Deal"; 26 red cards and 26 black cards in playing cards. But 26 January is the most important for Indians. Happy Republic day! It's an awesome weather: Singles are waiting; Lovers are dating; And married are updating! The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Teacher to Pappu: If both of your parents were born in 1965, how old would they say they are now? Pappu: That depends. Teacher: It does? Depends on what? Pappu: On if you ask my father or my mother! 26 alphabets in the English language; 26 sides in a Rhombicuboctahedron; 26 is the atomic number of Iron; 26 number of cases on "Deal or No Deal"; 26 red cards and 26 black cards in playing cards. But 26 January is the most important for Indians. Happy Republic day! It's an awesome weather: Singles are waiting; Lovers are dating; And married are updating! Hindi SMS 2005 के पहले के नोटों को सरकार रद्द कर रही है। . .. ... .... काश.... 2005 के पहले की शादियाँ भी रद्द कर दे सरकार। टीचर पिंकी से, "आज तुम पहली बार क्लास में बात कर रही हो, हमेशा तुम नज़रें झुकाके मेरी बातें सुनती थी। आज क्या हो गया है तुम्हें? पिंकी: सर जी, नैट पैक खत्म हो गया है! ज़िंदगी में एक बात हमेशा याद रखना कि क्रीम बिस्कुट में क्रीम होती है, लेकिन टाइगर बिस्कुट में टाइगर नहीं होता! Quotes The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself. We used to get Rs. 250 per Test. We beat New Zealand in four days and were given Rs. 200 because there was no play on fifth day. The earth is but one country and mankind its citizens.

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